We are on a strictly scientific mission to map the UK's tea quality.
Spoiler: Put the milk in first and we will find you.
Four rigorously calibrated dimensions that separate a proper brew from an act of aggression against the British public.
These are real brews submitted by the public. Faces have been blurred to protect the guilty. Our AI Tea Roast system has evaluated each one.
Which city is truly Britain's capital of the proper cuppa? The data is in. The North would like a word.
Filter by region to see which areas are dragging the national average down (we're looking at you, South East).
Three steps. No kettle required (to use the app, at least).
Make your tea. Try to make it good. If you can't, make it anyway — we need the data.
Submit your brew across our four scientific dimensions. Photographic evidence encouraged. No filters.
Our AI and Auntie panel deliver their judgment. Share your score. Improve Britain, one cup at a time.